I've been worried about Sarah lately. After all, Ms. Palin quit her job unexpectedly with no backup plans as far as anyone knows. It's evident she's the bread-winner in the family, so I'm thinking who's going to feed all those the kids?
To help her out, I typed her job qualifications into Monster. I said she's been a governor, newscaster, hunter, mom, basketball player and candidate for Vice President - not a bad start unless you value consistency. I sat back and let the magical algorithms do their stuff. Within seconds, I had a list of new job offerings for her to consider:
Top of the list was "Vice Presdident, Sales" for MRI in Providence, Rhode Island. I think this is a reasonably good match as her smoozing chops are state of the art. And she's already got the wardrobe. I'm thinking this is a red suit kind of job.
Further down on the list is "VP, Level Equity Derivative Quatitative Analyst." This may be a mismatch; although it sounds like a job where no one really knows what you do, so she could be perfect. There's a position for "IT Security" but since she hasn't been able to protect her own email, I can't see this working out for her. Her run for Veep apparently qualified her for most of the listings as nearly all start with "Vice President." Her hunting and ball handling skills are less in demand.
Oh, here we go -- "Oil and Gas Broker" for some company called KForce in Godforsaken, Texas. Go for it, Sarah! Make your mark.
You forgot "beauty pageant contestant". Might make the algorithms that much more interesting! :-)
Posted by: Terrence | July 29, 2009 at 02:14 PM